Step right up, hurry, hurry. Before the show beings, my friends. Stand in line, get ya tickets I hope you will attend It'll only cost ya 50 cent to see What life has done for those like you and me See the man with the broken heart To see that he he sad, He's hurt so bad (So bad, so bad) See the girl who has lost the only love shes ever had There's got to be no sadder show to see No doubt about it satisfation guaranteed So let the side show being Hurry, hurry Step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Gauranteed to make you cry X2 See the man who's been crying For a million years So many tears (So many tears) See the girl who's collecting Broken hearts for souveniers It's more exciting then a man one band The saddest little show in all the land. So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, Step right on in Can't afford to pass it by Gauranteed to make you cry X2 So let the side show begin Hurry, hurry, Step right on in Can't afford to pass it by (Till fade)