California red sauce sip it with the boss hoss You charge the nut to the bolt and the volt to the bolt hoss Beautiful cranium reflected in titanium Have you seen the dead man in the man-made aquarium Well he's drifting moving grooving hanky panky But the Freakinstein hips make the air smell like candy Candy Candy Candy Candy, ah! Emily the great put her hand in the paint, and then she ate 4 dollars in change Freakinstein caught her the daughter marauder and those things were never the same Sharp as a hornet with a matching suit and tie But the Freakinstein hips make the young girls cry for my Candy Candy Candy Candy, Ah! Ooo Freaky dude, freaky dude Ah, he's got lights on his shoes, on his shoes I freaky guy, freaky guy Ah he's making all the big girls cry, uh-huh Smell so sweet, so so sweet Gives the girls he's walking by a treat, ow! Candy Candy Candy Candy, ah! Candy Candy Candy Candy, ah! He's alive, oh! Candy Candy Candy Candy, ah! Freaky freaky Freakinstein master of disguise freak creepin in the shadows but you don't have to hide Yourself you see from the eyes of the world This life in your oyster and you are the pearl (Freakinstein, Freakinstein, Freakinstein, Freakinstein) Now all you freaks listen up now don't let the big boys push you around We all weird sisters let's hear you speak Come on dudes enter the freak