Got a letter just this mornin' It was postmarked Omaha It was typed and neatly written Offerin' me this better job Better job at higher wages Expenses paid and a car But I'm on TV here locally And I can't quit, I'm a star I come on TV a grinnin' Wearin' pistols and a hat It's a kiddie show And I'm a hero of the younger set I'm the number one attraction In every super market parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City No thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot Kansas City Star, that's what I are You oughta see my car Drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels Got rhinestones on the spokes I got credit down at the grocery store And my barber tells me jokes I'm the number one attraction In every super market parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City No thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot Kansas City Star, that's what I are You oughta see my car Drive a big old Cadillac with wired wheels Got rhinestones on the spokes I got credit down at the grocery store And my barber tells me jokes I'm the number one attraction In every super market parking lot I'm the king of Kansas City No thanks, Omaha, thanks a lot Stay tuned, we're gonna have A Popeye cartoon in just a minute