My dead boyfriend and my ex
One's all blood and cigarettes
The other's corn and turtlenecks
My dead boyfriend and my ex
Yeah they puff up their feathers
Like two cocks about to crow
I got no time for this
I should be on patrol
Tall drink of water
And yet another drink of blood
Riley's got a facial scar
And Spike is in the buff
I think I'd take a ride with either one
My dead boyfriend and my ex
And a bunch of demon eggs
I know it's really not a flex
To show off my dead boyfriend to my ex
Yeah they keep playing doctor
Should I leave them on their own?
I got no time for this
I should be on patrol
Tall drink of water
And yet another drink of blood
Riley's got a facial scar
And Spike is in the buff
I think I'd take a ride with either one
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Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
My dead boyfriend and my ex
Got one heartbeat and four biceps
How 'bout a pushup contest
'Tween my dead boyfriend and my ex
Um, a tall drink of water
And another drink of blood
A splash of hot wife
I'm thirsty for everyone
My dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex
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Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex (ex ex ex)
Dead boyfriend and my ex ex ex (ex ex ex)
Dead boyfriend and my ex