They've got a theory Oh fuck, we're singing And it sounds like there's 20 of us We're on quite a journey Need an expert in TV Maybe LaToya will know Hey guys There's a whole lot of reasons that we could be seeing This singing from outta nowhere Might be time in the season when shows end up needing An uptick in listens and shares You don't have a shark you can jump But you have to get over that hump Okay Well we're not big on spectacle And there's none more dependable Than scoobies who lean homosexual So, what else could it be? Well sometimes a musical is therapeutical Feelings need moving along That could be another clue if either one of you Processes better in song Jenny's day job is singing hot tracks But I come to this pod to relax Okayyyy Look, we're good on the processing Though it's odd that we're still singing But maybe somebody does have feelings I bet it's Jenny Hey! Now back to your query An alternate theory On tracing the source of these jams: Perhaps one of you lesbians might be a thespian Doing it all for the fans Does anyone sound like the type? Well Kristin, she saw Rent 8 times On Broadway Oh, that could definitely be it Excuse me but Jenny also starred in Godspell I didn't STAR in it, I was way in the back Okay, I've examined the evidence and I think the truth is, you're just singing because you're nerds Eureka, Doctor Ferguson I think we get what's happening When you're looking for explanations Usually the simplest is the right one Baby that's Occam's razor Saying that maybe we're just big fucking nerds Oh you're definitely just big fucking nerds I rest my case I think that's all there is to it The answer was right in front of you the whole time You dummies Nerds nerds nerds nerds Nerds nerds nerds nerds Nerds, they're cool Nerds, they rule You wouldn't be here If you weren't one too