There goes Jonathan He's so cool Protector of Sunnydale High School Always ready with great advice For slaying and also my love life There goes Jonathan He's so fine Defeated the mayor that one time Crushed the bones of The Master too There's nothing that he can't do I don't even mind (There goes Jonathan, he's so cool) That my girlfriend says his name (Protector of Sunnydale High School) When we're lying in my bed (Always ready with great advice) I mean who could really blame (For slaying and also my love life) I don't even mind (There goes Jonathan, he's so fine) That my girlfriend says his name (Defeated the mayor that one time) When we're lying in my bed (Crushed the bones of The Master too) I mean who could really blame (There's nothing that he can't do) How can I choose between (There goes Jonathan, he's so cool) Misters July and January (Protector of Sunnydale High School) Don't make me choose between (Always ready with great advice) Every month he's equally dreamy (For slaying and also my love life) Master of strategy (There goes Jonathan, he's so fine) Fighting demons or playing chess (Defeated the mayor that one time) Picture of suavity (Crushed the bones of The Master too) In black tie or turtleneck (There's nothing that he can't do) He's the perfect height at five foot six How I adored him in The Matrix (I don't even mind) Love his book and every song he sings And just when I thought I was done with men (Lying in my bed) Ooooh (aaah-aaah-aaah) Ooooh (aaah-aaah-aaah) Ooooh (aaah-aaah-aaah) Ooooh (aaah-aaah-aaah) There goes Jonathan (aaah-aaah-aaah) He's so cool (aaah-aaah-aaah) Protector of Sunnydale High School (aaah-aaah-aaah) Always ready with great advice (aaah-aaah-aaah) For slaying and also my love life (aaah-aaah-aaah) I don't even mind (Love his book and every song he sings) That my girlfriend says his name (Defeated the mayor that one time) When we're lying in my bed (And just when I thought I was done with men) I mean who could really blame (There's nothing that he can't do) Love his book and every song he sings (How can I choose between Misters July and January) And just when I thought I was done with men (I don't even mind)