My mom lost her mind this week She tried out mob mentality She's a natural cuz she's very strong In this case oh god she was really wrong All the Moo Moms say: Well, well, well you're goin to hell Cuz you're not like us and we can tell We'll take your magic, burn your books Cuz we don't like your witchy looks Since we've got a roaring blaze We may as well burn you at the stake MOO - moo, moo, moo - MOO Your mom likes psychology Won't listen, she just spouts theory But this week she's paying attention To groundings and parental fascism All the Moo Moms say: Well, well, well you're goin to hell Cuz you're not like us and we can tell We'll take your magic, burn your books Cuz we don't like your witchy looks Since we've got a roaring blaze We may as well burn you at the stake MOO - moo, moo, moo - MOO Perhaps the biggest casualty of this whole kerfluffle is Amy She's a rat, she's a rat, she's a rat All the Moo Moms say: Moo moo moo Moo Moo moo moo Moo They also say Well, well, well you're goin to hell Cuz you're not like us and we can tell We'll take your magic, burn your books Cuz we don't like your witchy looks Since we've got a roaring blaze We may as well burn you at the stake MOO - moo, moo, moo - MOO Moo moo moo Moo Moo moo moo Moo