I know a funny little man As quiet as a mouse In everybody's housel Yet one and old agree That every plate we break Or every glass webreak Was cracked by Mr. The papers that are lost who had them last but he? Everybody knows who's mr. Nobody If you cannot find your keys You don't have to take it bad You think it was my fault but that was Mr The one and only who's always hidden You better try not to think about him. The papers that are lost who had them last but he? Everybody knows who's mr. Nobody I've never seen his f'ace and you're too The cat is so upset I think you're too His are the feet that brings ín the mud And the carpet soil ín your room.