"Do you have anything to wanna say to women
For having owned this offensive magazine?"
"I'm sorry women"
I think I understand
You feel defeated as a man
So teaching me some stupid shit will help you take the lead
Isn't that fucking right?
You still sleep with the nighty light
And somehow you think it's okay to step all over me
Yeah, you and all your friends will act so bold
Until it's time to flip a fucking egg
Or put a baby down to sleep
Don't try to shoot your shot
Can't even aim your piss and not hit the fucking toilet seat
Looks like he wet the bed again
Can't keep a job or any friends
You need someone to keep you clean?
It's too bad i'm not your fucking mommy
Mommy won't understand she thought she raised a better man
Than revving up an engine to show what's inside those jeans
You know, im not impressed
You're worried 'bout the way I dress
But counting down the days until I fucking turn eighteen
Yeah, you and all your friends will act so cool
Until it's time to wash some fucking clothes
Or take the charges you receive
Can't tell me where or when and I'm not backing down again
So save your fucking "Not all men"
Looks like he wet the bed again
Can't keep a job or any friends
You need someone to keep you clean?
It's too bad i'm not your fucking mommy
Let me give you a hand
Never forgive a lying man
And push on all the buttons of his masculinity
Go 'head and key his car
Just fuck shit up and raise the bar
Let him see what it's like to just be an accessory
Go call up all his friends
And fuck with them
The way he fucked with every single bitch
That he saw scrolling on his feed
Then grab some gasoline a match or two should keep it clean
Let's burn the damn patriarchy
Looks like he wet the bed again
Can't keep a job or any friends
You need someone to keep you clean?
It's too bad i'm not your fucking mommy