Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me Sweet little fellows you pay to see Saturday morning, pictures are free The little children all come to see me They want to touch me They want to love me I always give them pictures of me Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me My little girlfriend don't come to see me She gets so jealous when the kids start to scream I love the laughter kids offer to me They want to touch me They want to love me They see a man that cannot be me Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me Sweet little fellows you pay to see Saturday morning, pictures are free The little children all come to see me They want to touch me They want to love me I always give them pictures of me