If you have a stroller But you're still a rock and roller You're a mom If you're tired of doing dishes And you know who Elmo's fish is You're a mom If you have a lot of fun But your work is never done You're a mom You're the boss, the driver The ultimate survivor A doctor, a cooker Your man thinks you're a looker If you work all day But you never get paid You're a mom If you need a sick day But instead you're gonna play You're a mom If your first occupation Sounds like a sweet vacation You're a mom If your living room floor Looks like a toy store You're a mom If you mean the whole world To a little boy or girl You're a mom The Bible that you hold Can shape these little souls You're a mom If you have the most important job in the world Then you're a mom