What a great day What a great day What a great day What a great day You won't believe What I did today I ate twenty pizzas And starred in a play And when that was done I painted a painting And when it was gazed upon People were fainting While people were fainting Why they were fainting Is a mystery to me But all of this took place In the middle of the sea... In the middle of the sea You see, I was cruising On my uncle's yacht "How was the weather?" "Oh, man! I forgot!" But one thing I know That I won't forget Is that I took great pride In feeding my pet My pet was a monkey And his name was Carl And he sang like Elvis And made his lips snarl (Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh..."Thank you, thank you very much") And made his lips snarl ("Thank you very much"... ahh, ahh, ahh) (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What great day) What a great day What a great day (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What a great day) What a great day What a great day It was an incredible Sight to be seen And all of this took place By eleven fifteen A lunch cart came by We had thirty burritos And then I made friends With some giant mosquitoes They were so nice That they are now my friends They gave me a gift: A Mercedes Benz A Mercedes Benz (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What great day) What a great day What a great day (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What a great day) What a great day What a great day Later that day After hours of singing Filling my head Was a loud, clanky ringing Ringing and dinging And clanging at me Tell me, oh, tell me Oh, what could it be? When I found out, I just wanted to scream My awesome adventure Was all just been a dream Oh, the humanity! Oh, what a shock! Excuse me while I turn off My alarm... clock (*yawn*) (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What great day) At least I thought it was At least I thought it was (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What a great day) At least I thought it was At least I thought it was (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What a great day) At least I thought it was At least I thought it was (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What a great day) At least I thought it was At least I thought it was (What a great day...) What a great day What a great day (What a great day) At least I thought it was At least I thought it was What a great day What a great day At least I thought it was At least I thought it was What a great day What a great day At least I thought it was At least I thought it was ("...don't make me count to five, Carl! I'm coming in there! ...three and a half..." [ah, ahh, ahh, ahh!] "Four..." [*laughing*])