I met a guy last night and Girl, I felt the earth move If you'd a-been there I swear You would've felt it too But I spilled red wine on his white shirt I studdered and stumbled over all my words 'Cuz he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy And oh my God that smile of his just slays me I love him, wanna have his babies The only problem is he hates me I thought I'd make things better So I asked if he liked to dance If we could get a little closer I thought we might have a chance Then my ex walked in and a fight broke out So much for a kiss with his busted up mouth But he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy And oh my God that smile of his just slays me I love him, wanna have his babies The only problem is he hates me We could be honeymoonin' south of the border If he'd just drop that restraining order 'Cuz he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy And oh my God that smile of his just slays me I love him, wanna have his babies The only problem is he hates me Yeah, whatever honey.