I didn't sleep a wink last night
And I'd like to discuss the matter
The nerves to which I've strung are tight
And I'm as beat as a bowl of batter
If old man rip van winkle thought
His long sleep was a curse
I know how the old man felt
Because I've got his problem
In reverse
Ten thousand four hundred
And thirty two sheep.
How long can I toss like this
Ten thousand four hundred
And thirty three sheep
What did you put in that kiss
Ive tried all the remedies
The well known good advice
I took a hot tub
And an achlcohol rub
Did the alphabet backwards twice
Ten thousand four hundred
And thirty four sheep
We better get married soon
Ten thousand four hundred
And thirty five sheep
Ill never hold out till june
How much do i love you
Just in case you didn't know
You get a mental kiss
For every sheep i count
And I've still got a million sheep
To go
Showtime is the best
Along with Encore
I don't know these
Sets of words but
I guess I'll just type this
Until the actual words
I know come up.
I went to see a noted
Doctor who's a famous
Analyst and he led me to his couch
And he gently took my wrist
I paid him fifty dollars
I thought that that
Was sheep (see what I did there) im gr8
But i should have paid him nothing cause
I still can't sleep.
This would be the dance break
How much do I love you
Just in case you didn't know
You get a mental kiss
For every sheep i count
Put em all together thats a large
Amount
Ive a counted a trillion sheep
How many?
Ive counted a billion sheep
How many?
Well at least a million sheep
I know
And ive got about
A million more
To go!
Yall elizabeth did a great job with this
Im just giving myself credit
Well i did put lyrics up for
Showtime people I guess
END