I got up today
On the same side of the bed
I got off yesterday
There's only one way
I got my bed scooched up to the wall
So I don't fall
I like it that way
Because the right side's wrong
And the wrong side's right
So I sleep soundly
Through the middle of the night
Knowing I won't mess up
First thing come daylight
And then
I'm gonna sit here in this chair
Hear my thoughts
Watch 'em rot
No one to tell me
Do your share
Time is up, buttercup
I picked a fight today
Over the same ol' silly thing
As I did yesterday
In the alleyway of my brain
I make cheap shots
And dodge a few
It's like I like to lose
Cuz I know my jabs
Yet I'm still behind
Is it an honest win
If my spots aren't blind
The only thing I'm losing
Is my mind
Bet I could find it if I tried
But no
I'm gonna sit here in this chair
Hear my thoughts
Watch 'em rot
No one to tell me
Do your share
Time is up, buttercup
I'm gonna sit here in this fear
That's the plot
Til it's not
No one to give a shit or jeer
Tough love, bub
So I get up
I got bangs today
Cuz it gave me something to say
Yesterday
When a friend asked me
What's up?
I had no clue
So I said a new hairdo
Then I told my mom
And I told my boss
By Monday I'd be all the goss
I could do this til there's nothing
To cut off
And no more
I'm gonna sit here in this chair
Hear my thoughts
Watch 'em rot
No one to tell me
Do your share
Time is up, buttercup
I won't sit here in this fear
That was the plot
Now it's not
No one to give a shit or jeer
Tough love, bub
So I get up
I get up
I get the fuck up