You're kinda fine looking ladies Can we join your band? We got a 2 chord song And some fancy guitars You're pretty plain looking guys But you're kinda sweet You can join our band Just don't get under our feet So we hit the stage With our 2 chord song Made you scream and shout So we played it again We were on the news and they said Oh, oh, oh oh If it was the 80's we would have been on the tube Oh, oh oh oh! We got these fine looking ladies in our hotel room We play our 2 chord song on some broken guitars We got some weird looking groupies Hanging round our room We wanna leave the band And we wanna go soon So we hit the stage For the very last time It made ya scream and shout You'll never hear us again You'll never hear us again You'll never hear us again You'll never hear us again You'll never hear us again You'll never hear us again