It was rain for a year Drop for drop and tear for tear On the girl who wouldn't stand out in a crowd. She was born to the son Of a mini van salesman On an early August morning under clouds. Sweet romance, like her dreams Came in Spinster Magazine Her Romeo was on page 33 Chorus: He buys her diamond rings He's always listening He tells her everything All those things that a girl would ever want to hear But that's not truly love Rosita dear. On a plane Bags are packed With The Bell Jar on her lap And a half devoured Harlequin novella You are much Much too young To be leaving with no one But Fabio in black jeans Chorus 2: He'll give her Mexico Tied up in a bow And all the girls she knows green with envy Wishing they met one as cavalier But that's not truly love Rosita dear. Bridge: Ooooo there was a time you gave Your heart and soul away Now, all that you give is up Don't lose the love you save. Chorus 3: He'll give her Mexico Tied up in a bow And all the girls she knows green with envy Wishing they met one as cavalier But that's not truly love Rosita. Romantic dinner date He'll never show up late And all the girls you HATE are green with envy Wishing they met one as cavalier But that's not truly love Rosita dear '