Conscience: Hi - Im your conscience, and I will be with you for the next three minutes or so. Man: Argh! Sometimes I feel like I should have stayed in bed! Conscience: Nice and warm, smiling through your dreams. Man: Alright! Alright! Dont panic! What am I saying? Me...? Scared...? Conscience: Dont worry, youll find a way - just like you always say! Man: Yeah, right... well, theres got to be a phone somewhere... Damn me! Forgot mine in the Maserati! Conscience: Kinky phone calls on Highway 17! The story of their lives Summed up in one line Reads like a fairy tale (Fairy tale!) The story of their lives Summed up in one line Reads like a fairy tale Man: I hope shell wait for me, or at least save me some caviar! Conscience: Youll be lucky if theres still some crackers left! Conscience: Diamonds forever - her lover knows best! The story of their lives Summed up in one line Reads like a fairy tale (Heh heh, fairy tale!) The story of their lives Summed up in one line Reads like a fairy tale Man: Diamonds! Yeah! Reminds me of that night in Hong Kong. Like, me and Bob Wong and some Other dudes - were going in this sleazy bar in the harbor to make a pick-up, and Miss Liang is there And shes trying to double-cross me! Well, believe me, she didnt stand a chance. The story of their lives Summed up in one line Reads like a fairy tale (Heh heh, fairy tale!) The story of their lives Summed up in one line Reads like a fairy tale (REPEAT TILL FADE)