My friends say something is wrong with you I can help you if you want me to I'll introduce you to a friend of mine If you got money, she got the time Whoa oh oh oh It's kinda like makin' love Whoa oh oh oh It's kinda like makin' love My friends say I got everything you need Your satisfaction is guaranteed Pay me my money and I'll disappear To give him his money I need disappear You know they caught him with his pockets full They ask him where he got it, but he didn't tell They say he had a bottle and a .45 He said he need 'em just to keep him alive Whoa oh oh oh It's kinda like makin' love Whoa oh oh oh It's kinda like makin' love He didn't listen 'cause he just didn't know We think he's crazy and we tell him so Some people do it for the money Some people do it for the show Whoa oh oh oh It's kinda like makin' love Whoa oh oh oh It's kinda like makin' love