And so they sent you to Afghanistan To have you workin' for their master plan I think that it may be for the CIA And when you're through they're gonna put you away They're put you in an institution And put a wire up into your brain Because you know about the revolution That kind of thing'll drive a boy insane Better talk to the Lawyer Professional liar Gotta talking to the lawyer Professional liar They do maneuvers at the border line Somebody's eatin' up from time to time And when you want to know the reason why I'm sorry sir... there's no reply You're on a mission for the President You got to bury all the evidence You say you like it but you really don't He said he'll cover but you know he won't You're talking to the lawyer Professional liar Your better talk to the lawyer Professional liar Somebody called me just the other day I said who is it but he wouldn't say I think he's working' for the secret service Or maybe working for the FBI I don't like it when they do me like that I don't like it when they do me that way Talk to the lawyer Professional Lawyer man I better talk to the lawyer Professional lawyer man Better talk to the lawyer Professional lawyer man I better talk to the lawyer Professional lawyer man