You caught me on my way to destroy stages You stopped me, bitter-faced, to ask me this "Yo, I don't understand your agitation Why can't you write a track that's sensitive" It isn't because I Just didn't think about it It isn't because I Just c-c-c-c-can't It isn't because I Just didn't think about it It isn't because I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little man I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little man I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could You took a step back when I started howling You turned and told your friends with hostile frowns "This dude is furious I don't quite get it I wonder why he doesn't just calm down" It isn't because I Just didn't think about it It isn't because I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little girl I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little girl I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little girl I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little girl I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! I made my way back to the merch booth after A man confronts me, smiling ear to ear The sweat is dripping from his face in gallons And all he wants to do is shake my hand He stops to tell me he'd be six feet under That's if it wasn't for our caveman jams ♪ I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little man I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little girl I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little man I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah! Little girl I wish I c-c-c-c-c-could Yeah!