Oh, Mr Medicine I'm so happy you came here You went from 'Every man' To 'Every man savior' When we all took to Everest We were lookin' for change, sir More those who start to open The cycle has now been broken First drop and you get up There's a pile of dirty laundry I know you'll clean it up You're the man to do it for me I trust your judgment I like the things you say It's common sense I could take three times a day Oh, Mr Medicine I will take anything What do you recommend? Oh, Mr Medicine I need my vitamins Will I feel better then? Oh, Mr Medicine I feel so much better My friend's a pessimist But you still impress her If you need evidence Then I'll write you a letter I'll lick the stamp and post it Just so that you can notice First drop and you get up There's a pile of dirty laundry I know you'll clean it up You're the man to do it for me And then I saw That the patient has improved Calling sick Has become a lame excuse Oh, Mr Medicine I will take anything What do you recommend? Oh, Mr Medicine I need my vitamins Will I feel better then? This untidy table's turning You used the best detergent Now it's shiny, it's not dirty And we know that it is working Oh, Mr Medicine (Oh, Mr Medicine) Oh, Mr Medicine (Oh, Mr Medicine) Oh, Mr Medicine I will take anything What do you recommend? Oh, Mr Medicine I need my vitamins Will I feel better then? Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine Oh, Mr Medicine, oh, Mr Medicine Oh, Mr Medicine I will take anything What do you recommend? Oh, Mr Medicine I need my vitamins Will I feel better then?