Ting dag ting dag ting dag thing dag Sidewalk patrol sidewalk patrol I've been here for a year or so But sometimes I still get jumpy I know Well I'm walking talking to myself on sidewalk patrol This sidewalk it gets mighty hard and I walk on it every night Checking out all the stores in town making sure that everything's all right I'm a looking out for crowlers on the midnight scene And I'll bet those crowlers are looking out for me Sidewalk patrol sidewalk patrol... Ting dag ting dag ting dag thing dag One night while I was on patrol there to my surprise I passed by this big window and I thought I saw somebody inside So I reached for my revolver and then I had to laugh Cause the guy I saw in there was me it was my reflection in the window glass Sidewalk patrol sidewalk patrol... Ting dag ting dag ting dag thing dag