County sheriff that's what I am County sheriff that's what I am I'm an upstanding law abiding tax payin' citizen Well I'm six foot six I wear a big forty five But I'm just here to keep you alive County sheriff that's who I am... I'm all over the county in my squad car But it's all in my job cause I wear a star County sheriff that's who I am... Well I work in my office from eight to four Then I hit the road and cruise four hours more County sheriff that's who I am... Well I want you to know just a thing or two Don't mess with me I won't mess with you County sheriff that's what I am... Yeah I'm an upstanding law abiding tax payin' citizen