Today we're making artist lemonade The recipe is easy, there's no need to be afraid Just fill a cup with water - now we're well on our way To make something as glorious as artist lemonade The last thing that we need's a heart and soul So take your trusty knife and carve a decent-sized hole (in your chest) Take what is needed and we'll go for the gold By squeezing out the juice contained within the heart and soul Come on and stir it up, baby! Stir it up, baby Come on now, harvest that envy! Harvest that envy Now you've got some artist lemonade Let's find out how it tastes Artist lemonade Give it a try Artist lemonade Drink before you die All of this attention can be used as compensation for the artist lemonade Hooray Artist lemonade Give it a try Artist lemonade Drink before you die All of this attention can be used as compensation for the artist lemonade Come on and stir it up, baby! Stir it up, baby Come on now, harvest that envy! Harvest that envy Now you've got some artist lemonade Let's find out how it tastes