Ay-yi-yi-yi, In China they never grow chili So sing one more verse that's worse than the first Be sure that it's foolish and silly. A canner exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny A canner can can Anything that he can But a canner can't can a can, can he? Ay-yi-yi-yi, In China they never grow chili So sing one more verse that's worse than the first Be sure that it's foolish and silly. A tutor who tooted the flute Tried to tutor two Tudors to toot Said the two to the tutor Is it tougher to toot, or To tutor two tooters the flute? Ay-yi-yi-yi, In China they never grow chili So sing one more verse that's worse than the first Be sure that it's foolish and silly. A flea and a fly in a flue, Were stuck there, so what could they do? Said the fly, "Let us flee!", Said the flea, "Let us fly!", So they flew through a flaw in the flue. Ay-yi-yi-yi, In China they never grow chili So sing one more verse that's worse than the first Be sure that it's foolish and silly.