Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog
Emerged from a cranberry bog
Determined to win a shiny ribbon at the fair
So Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog
Skipped 600 miles into Prague
Where he sang and he pranced
And the people all danced to his tune
And they cheered!
Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!
Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!
Almightier than God!
Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!
Ængus is the leader
Ængus is the brother
Ængus is the father
Ængus is the Savior
Ængus is the answer
Always and forever
Ængus will protect you
Follow him forever
Ængus for Governor!
Ængus for President!
Ængus for Chancellor!
Ængus for Everything!
But The Butcherman says he's not for the people
The Butcherman says he's not for the people
The Butcherman says that he's for the people
Cuz Butcherman knows the best for the people
The Butcherman understands all the people
The Butcherman says the hog hates the people
The Butcherman knows what's good for the people
But Ængus knows Butcherman is out for blood
Run, Mr. Butcherman!
Run, Mr. Butcherman, until you're out of sight!
Run, Mr. Butcherman!
Ængus will fight for the light!
When the sacrifice was made
For the people Ængus loved so dear
The band struck up and played
And the people stood and cheered
Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!
Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!
Gone as an angel to God!
Ængus, The Prize-Winning Hog!
Ængus is the leader
Ængus is the brother
Ængus is the father
Ængus is the Savior
Ængus is the answer
Always and forever
Ængus will protect you
Worship him forever
Ængus is the leader
Ængus is the brother
Ængus is the father
Ængus is the Savior
Ængus is the answer
Always and forever
Ængus will protect you
Worship him forever, NOW!
So Ængus, The Angelic Swine
Returned to the cranberry bog in the sky
And he rested his eyes
And his soul fades and dies
With this tune.