Too stiff to flip, too pooped to flop I'd die if I try to fly I tell my friends that I can't roll no more I tell my friends that I can't roll no more My wheels are flat, my bearings kinda wore I like to be able to give these cats a try I like to be able to give these cats a try But I'm too stiff to flip, too pooped to flop I'd die if I try to fly I just sag, drag and fall Can't have no fun at all I just sag, drag and fall Can't have no fun at all I'm so tired I never have a ball I used to dance the whole night long it's true I used to dance the whole night long it's true I can't do now the things I used to do Well I can't rock to save my dog-gone soul No I can't rock to save my dog-gone soul But I'm too shocked to shake, too rusty to rattle And a little too square to roll I just sag, drag and fall Can't have no fun at all I just sag, drag and fall Can't have no fun at all I'm so tired I never have a ball Too stiff to flip, too pooped to flop I'd die if I try to fly