Well I saw something weird when I was lying in my bed La, la, la. A baby's arm was sprouting out of my head La, la, la. It picked up a pen and wrote me this note It said "I'll get you when I am old enough to grab you by the throat" And it was weird! Something weird happened to me when I was on a dinner date La, la, la. My main course chicken started dancing on the plate La, la, la. It leapt from the table and landed on my knees Started peeling off it's skin in super strip tease[?] And it was weird! It seems to me that is something weird. I used to go to church and have a very weird time La, la, la. They gave me pig blood but they told me it was wine La, la, la. They told me I was evil and told me to repent But they couldn't even tell me what that weird word meant And it was weird! If you're asking me that is something, something weird. Something weird is happening while I sing this song The melody is changing and the chords are all wrong I tried to carry on, but to my great surprise I find that I have turned into a couple of guys And that's weird! It seems to me that's something weird.