Christmas is coming I'm getting fat Cruising through town in a black cadillac I remember when i gave you your first bat Its the time to bring that feeling back I wanna Transylvanian christmas Like the ones we had back home I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh Beneath the mistletoe Because I'm homesick for the old country And it never seems to snow around here I wanna Transylvanian christmas This year. So Santa Claus is coming round tonight When he gets to my house he's gonna get a fright It's not that I'm a sick sadistic creep It; s just that I'm so excited i cant sleep I wanna Transylvanian christmas Like the ones we had back home I wanna ride on a cute, cool sleigh Beneath the mistletoe Because I'm homesick for the old country And it never seems to snow around here I wanna Transylvanian christmas This year.