We're all cartoon casualties
Zombified by our TV screens the violence that we see
Has turned our minds to anarchy
We're all cartoon casualties
Come on kids you know what I mean
Inexposure to UV's has turned our skin a sickly green
I got a problem all my friends have gone insane
And this morbid cartoon orchestra is screaming in my brain
I put on my straightjacket but I'm not feeling well
Turn off the lights and slip away to animated hell again
These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN
I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND
We're all cartoon casualties
Bored sex with idle teens we're Technicolor fiends on caffeine and amphetamines
We're all cartoon casualties
Brain damaged and diseased we tune in every week to feed our sick dependency
I got a problem all my friends have gone insane
And homi-suicidal thoughts seeming quite inane
I put on my straightjacket but I'm not feeling well
Turn off my brain and slip away to animated hell again
These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN
I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND
We're all cartoon casualties
Scum of humanity suckin' on batteries and havin' Saturday morning fantasies
We're all cartoon casualties
Unruly and obscene Judy's parents basement has become a terrifying scene
I got a problem all my friends have gone away
And this sense of utter apathy I fear is hear to stay
I'm in Judy's basement but it's not going well
Turn off the lights and slip away to animated hell again
These afternoons that never end the TV is my only friend AND THEN
I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND
I got problem I cannot feel my face
My only comfort is the television's dark embrace
I'm making out with Judy and Laura's on the phone
And now I'm sitting in my room vacant and alone again
These afternoons that never end the TV's is my only friend AND THEN
I'M MASSACRING NEVERLAND HAND-IN-HAND WITH DUCKS AND RATS AND