I found love in the strangest places Bounded by the color and the opulence of love I was listening to Moonlight Sonata When Molly showed up Hit me like a piñata Looking like a model I thought I hit the bottom But floated up to the top of the water And copped a new joy, I think I won the lotto Now hitting the bottle a lot more than I might of No need to bother, no need for details I'd rather yada yada And that's my motto, I'm the doctor that taught you nada And you got all the reason for being persona non grata My cinnamon girl, and sweeter than Horchata Knee high boots and laced em up loose They must be bootleg Prada I got a song for your blues, now baby what's your saga? Let's get caught in the rain if you like pina coladas I found love in the strangest places Bounded by the color and the opulence of love Superstitious and vicious, reach in my bag of bitches To find the kind that blows my mind, this shit's ugly delicious Let's celebrate one more time to feed my dying wishes I got no Mrs. barking orders, that's how I do my business So I take the piss out of every person of interest Let's have a ball and a biscuit, sugar, white out for Christmas Kinda wanna be the one that brings the fun And keeps you bumpin' all night Gotta be there, got a seat here Come closer babe, I swear I don't bite I'm in fight or flight mode, doing stunts better than Steve-O And I can't get No Satisfaction courtesy of Devo My libido's indeedo hotter than Flamin' Hot Cheetos Let's go ballistic, you don't wanna see me at my most sadistic I found love in the strangest places Bounded by the color and the opulence of love I play the game just to lose And I'll face the music in tune But if my guitar plays me The weight of the world has Got me on a high, ya Got me out my mind, ya One more night without it It's a game that I play Moonwalk and talk about it It's a dangerous game that I play Die without it