You never would believe The things that I have seen In my professional career Well people can be cruel But honestly I never meant to hurt you I'm just a car crash collaborator I'm just a cold cash negotiator As you crawl from the debris Remember that it's just the way I feed my family I'm sorry 'bout the scars At least you can still count yourself among the living I keep one eye on the road And the other on your rear Because when you least expect it Got the most to fear You got the most to fear From a car crash collaborator I'm just a cold cash negotiator Baby I'm a car crash collaborator I'm just a cold cash negotiator Sipping on an oxygen cocktail With an ambulance chaser (x2) Sipping on an oxygen cocktail Sipping on an oxygen cocktail With an ambulance chaser (x7) Sipping on an oxygen cocktail Sipping on an oxygen cocktail