Johnny wiped out He can't walk He's got a prosthetic hip Yeah, yeah And Jenny don't care She can't talk She got Prozac scrip Oh, no And daddy's alright Just retired He's got an artificial heart Yeah, yeah But mommy don't mind She gets her loving At the Jiffy Mart Oh, no And they look so sad In their regulation check-out clothes It makes me so glad I'm not one of those No, I'm not one of those Will Jimmy going down? But it's okay He's got elevator shoes Yeah, yeah And sissy got a jones Riding her bones She got the methadone blues Oh, no But I'm on hold And I don't mind I've got the muzak groove Yeah, yeah Cause it's gone cold But I won't fight Cause I'm born to lose Oh, no And they look so sad In their regulation check-out clothes It makes me so glad I'm not one of those No, I'm not one of those Johnny wiped out He can't walk He's got a prosthetic hip Yeah, yeah And Jenny don't care She can't talk She got Prozac scrip Oh, no And daddy's alright Just retired He's got an artificial heart Yeah, yeah But mommy don't mind She gets her loving At the Jiffy Mart Oh, no And they look so sad In their regulation check-out clothes It makes me so glad I'm not one of those I'm not one of those No, I'm not one of those