Well, I ain't gonna live in your world no more Feelin' like a flunky for a two-bit whore You've got a monkey for a president And a head all filled up with cement So I'm getting out of here And I'm counting one! Three I can't take a minute more! I'm gonna swing like an ape from a banyan tree I'm gonna live me a life of luxury I'll get drunk on toddy and I'll sleep all day Until your world is washed away So I'm getting out of here I said, I'm counting four! Two! Set a course for the rising sun So I'm getting out of here Said I'm counting ten! Eight! This monkey's gonna go to heaven Gonna set my sails for the virgin soil You know I don't wanna die for the price of oil I wanna watch the sun set every night Gonna fall asleep in the cool moonlight So I'm getting out of here Yeah, I'm counting five! Seven! See you at the pearly gates