Most often, I stay level-headed As they say, I'm on the ball Sometimes, my mind wanders, and I don't know where he'll end up at all Then I feel like a pet store parrot, ever spouting words And when I've had a few too many, I get quite excited I start talking very loudly and this is when I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side ♪ I might start talking about politics with which you disagree I might try to be subtle mocking what you hold in high esteem When I'm not in my right mind, I like attention all on me Sometimes, I get obnoxious, my ego gets the best of me I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side ♪ Sometimes, I even realise that I might risk physical harm That's when you glare into my eyes and clench your teeth and squeeze my arm Then I feel like a pet store parrot, ever spouting words And when I've had a few too many, I get quite excited I start talking very loudly and this is when I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side I've said a fair share of stupid things that I can't hide My wonderful friends just roll their eyes, stay by my side