Should be standing by you hand in hand Not abandoned, stranded on the sand Should embrace the holy water's grace Not the sting of brine across my face Should have been on time Should have honoured you and kept my promise Shouldn't have to nearly die - Wrecked at sea - to see just what you're worth But if I face you at the altar stone I sacrifice the life I used to know I surrender my side of the war Execute the man I was before So I play for time Teetering upon the brink of never Taking every chance I find There's a lot to keep me occupied Like the time I had to fight Mandricard He had on the same tabard as me, you see I could not let it be Or when I wrestled with the giant He left me pretty tired My horse got stolen on the way back home Or do you remember when your cousins Got into a spot of bother with that man He was a dark enchanter Or the time I helped your twin Joining him on a mission Of disguise in male and female garb Always time for just another quest Stealing time from those I love the best Never miss a chance to vacillate Is it any wonder that I'm late? Now I pay the price Now I pit myself against your patience Will you save me one last time? All that I can do is sit and wait...