Well, I once knew a girl, every night was a mission Of ruby stilettos and silk sequinned gowns She said, they say that love is a war of attrition But I'm the one getting worn down With too many nights spent selecting my clothes And too many let downs from too many rogues And I'll soon be so ruined by glamour it can't be reversed In short, I am cursed And I said, Little Libertine Eating crème brulée for breakfast Doesn't qualify you for Rosetti's scene So paint you nails maroon But supplementing sentences with French Won't bring the Belle Époque back very soon But still you float on some Fauxhemian breeze Till real penury brings you down to your knees And the next thing you know, you go searching through wardrobes To find your most valuable shoes And there's really no glamour to selling your heels No style to strategically spacing your meals So you don't have to spend any money on buying more food In short, you're screwed And I said Little Libertine You think decadence decayed you But your slate was never marred enough to strike it clean So shed your silk and lace Oscar Wilde or Baudelaire would Never bat an eyelid at your painted face Oh, Little Libertine Eating crème brulée for breakfast Doesn't qualify you for Rosetti's scene So paint you nails maroon But supplementing sentences with French Won't bring the Belle Époque back very soon From your tiny debaucheries, all you have learned Is one clever trick for the stylish Flâneur Turn up overdressed to mundane situations And underdressed to those that count And they'll think you're involved in a scandal they've not heard about