Hey, little Persian boy, What's all this talk about size? Huh?! I cannot read your mind, Where are the polaroids? That bush, it needs to go! Now, listen... word of advice, These are simple facts: Your junk is merely that, When your face looks like crap, But first things first: Are you uncut? What?!? The foreskin is the essence, The essence of a man. A man circumcised Is a mutilated man. Hey, hunky cholo fat-boy, Well, aren't you next in line? Yes! We've heard it all before, It's really such a bore, But there's still one thing You can do for me... Now, I... I didn't make the rules, These are the simple facts: You're nicely tatted up, That's not bad for a start. But let me see: Are you uncut? The essence of a man is his foreskin. A circumcised man... is a man... defiled.