Wax the monkey, shave the bear Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here Trim the hedges, and cut the trees Then you'll know how affection feels ♪ Shave the monkey, wax the bear Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here Cut the hedges, and trim the tree Who is there hiding in the shrubbery?! Where there's a hole there is an ace I will put a smile on your grumpy face ♪ I'll be your garland queen of Lace The Sleeping Beauty in our maze Oh, fifty-something well aged win Me, the wooden cask, that's fine I know you like me to watch you piss You're only waiting to be kissed You're such a beauty to behold Here comes a shower and it's made of gold I'm a flower, water me Let's build a castle by the sea! You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze The sun shines warm on your disease... - Such pollen makes the black birds sneeze ♪ Who is there sitting on your back? There is no need for a sneak attack! If you're monastic to my bliss Then I will be faithful... like syphilis Oh, God! Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s) He knows the art of tonsure well And all the songs a blade can sing Such is the Easter that I bring The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults I am the goddess that unfolds Iconic beauty, as yet unseen If you're only courting The Virgin Queen So wax the monkey, shave the bear Jungle-creatures cannot come in here ♪ So trim the hedges, cut the trees And then you'll know how affection feels