Captain Pheromone
Sergeant Nicotine
When all your juice is gone
And there ain't nothing going on
But oh-oh night is young
The food's like silicone
And conversation's going wrong
And you are spinning down
When every choice is moot
You're searching for a parachute
And you just want to bail
Leave mojo at the door
No need to take it anymore
You are beaching like a whale
What can you do about it?
Who needs to join the party?
Who's gonna get it started?
We need the captain!
Captain Pheromone
And stinky sergeant Nicotine
Destroy the theremin
And all go crazy
Pheromone and Nicotine
They make a super killer team
On the battlefield
All guns blazing
Captain Pheromone
And stinky sergeant Nicotine
Destroy the theremin
And all go crazy
Pheromone and Nicotine
They make a super killer team
On the battlefield
All guns blazing
Seems like you gonna cry
Far away from doing fine
And out of party time
Feel like there was a hack
No way you gonna get it back
But you still want to shine
Your engine skips a beat
May be time to sound retreat
To go-go go on home
About to cash it in
Every point a perfect sin
You all all all alone
Who is your poster boy?
Who's ready to destroy?
Stop acting like a toy
And call your captain!
Captain Pheromone
And stinky sergeant Nicotine
Destroy the theremin
And all go crazy
Pheromone and Nicotine
They make a super killer team
On the battlefield
All guns blazing
Captain Pheromone
And stinky sergeant Nicotine
Destroy the theremin
And all go crazy
Pheromone and Nicotine
They make a super killer team
On the battlefield
All guns blazing
Captain, captain and sergeant
Captain, captain and sergeant
Who is your poster boy?
Who's ready to destroy?
Stop acting like a toy
And call your captain!
Captain Pheromone
And stinky sergeant Nicotine
Destroy the theremin
And all go crazy
Pheromone and Nicotine
They make a super killer team
On the battlefield
All guns blazing
Captain Pheromone
And stinky sergeant Nicotine
Destroy the theremin
And all go crazy
Pheromone and Nicotine
They make a super killer team
On the battlefield
All guns blazing
Captain Phero, captain Pheromone
Sergeant Nico, sergeant Nicotine
Captain Phero, captain Pheromone
Sergeant Nico, sergeant Nicotine