Say hello to the rug's topography It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it Say hello to the shrinking in your head You can't see it, but you know it's there so don't neglect it I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in white She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys She's falling hard for me; I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys ♪ Say hello to all the apples on the ground They were once in your eyes, but you sneezed them out while sleeping Say hello to everything you've left behind It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it I'm taking her home with me, all dressed in white She's got everything I need, some pills in a little cup She's falling hard for me; I can see it in her eyes She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys ♪ She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys She acts just like a nurse for all the other guys ♪ Say hello to the rug's topography