Shopping for coffins, I shouldn't have told you at all I text you, you call me, I ignore it Please don't break my fall Toronto born, Toronto bred And one day I'll be Toronto dead Toronto born, Toronto bred And one day I'll be Toronto dead A man in a pea coat and a top hat, He stands at his door He says, little lady, so soon, what brings you to my store? I say, oak is no good, mahogany is no better The newspaper said you would be my abettor And maybe I've come to the wrong place entirely Outside the store you are waiting for me quietly You're a coward, you're a punk Not a poet, your pathetic And I don't know the right words to say how I'm feeling And I'm sorry, this is no place for me, and I'm leaving Toronto born, Toronto bred And one day I'll be Toronto dead Toronto born, Toronto bred And one day I'll be Toronto dead Toronto born, Toronto bred And one day I'll be Toronto dead Toronto born, Toronto bred And one day I'll be Toronto dead