If hell is real, then heaven is empty I don't make the rules Mister stardust calls me his pawn I can't make the rules After dreaming of heresy, I woke up on my knees I called my carpet burns a side-effect of mercy I bit the hand that dare reach down to feed a rabid beast And he just called it stigmata Said it's something I oughta be grateful for Oh, if heaven is real Hell is one foot out the door