I used to be a man of principle Always in a hurry but yet in time Then I met this individual Since nothing's been in rhyme Breast implants and bleached hair Stilted smile, contact blue eyes She's more than man could ask for She's oh so natural My girl is so impossible She is so impossible And not quite intellectual My girl is so impossible She is so impossible She makes me feel so sexual When she talks with her thin voice She makes me smile My girl has no obligations No schedule, no meetings for the day She's so nicely irresponsible Laughs at everything I say Life for her is just a game Head in clouds, feet above the ground Big surprises and cincidents Happen when my girl's around One day I asked her a question About life and it's direction She looked into my eyes She answered I'm not being very nice Oh yeah? Let's forget it