I lick my fingers after I cut all the limes I serve old men my dignity and all my time Maybe I don't want to go to the gym Guess what Rick, I don't want to get real thin Maybe I don't have time in the morning to shave my legs Maybe I use feminism as a way to relate Maybe I'll hate my tattoo's in a couple of years Maybe my kids will inherit all my same stupid fears I love my man more than I love myself I give him lectures but it's me who needs the help I'm scared of femininity but I'm also scared to lose it I love my body but I'd never want to choose it Maybe I don't want to go to the gym I wish I looked like 2001 Jennifer Aniston I love to be hateful and I love to get vile I wish they'd let me lose control once in a while I'm selfish and I'm sour but I claim not to be Don't want to go to the gym, it ain't for me