Always had a roof above me Always paid the rent. I never set foot inside a tent. Couldn't build a fire to save my life I lied about being the outdoor type I never slept out underneath the stars The closest that i come to that was one time my car, Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night I lied about being the outdoor type To scared to let you know I knew what you've been looking for I lied until I fit the bill God bless the great indoors I lied about being the outdoor type, I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain Bike. I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend What if something's on TV and its never shown again It's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights I lied about being the outdoor type Finish Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight I lied about being the outdoor type.