Don't you worry, I'm alright, Jack We've never had it so good House in Hampstead, fallout bunker Done everything we could Fitted the Rolls with a shatterproof windscreen Soon as we heard the news Harrods do a nice little teargas Even a woman can use All good men at Number Ten Everything's understood Don't you worry, I'm alright, Jack We've never had it so good Don't you worry, I'm alright, Jack We've never had it so good There's plenty of grouse at the country house We're eating as we should Hugh's at Sandhurst, everything's safe With Perkins running the farm Half a dozen shotguns in the Land Rover Ready for the call to arms Gin traps down around the grounds Trip wires out in the wood Don't you worry, I'm alright, Jack We've never had it so good