Am I just like a sitting duck
To follow my heart
To try my luck
To have dreams
Beyond chasing money
Perhaps there's a screw loose in my nut
Perhaps I'm another just stuck in a rut
No, not me
That ain't my frequency
So I'm late to the party
An' I'm hardly Lennon or McCartney
More like a crushed beetle
From a rich masseuse
Still I shine like a star
More like a crushed beetle
From a rich masseuse
Still I shine like a star
Yeah I'm the reject
Of the pack every time
I grimed and I grime, goin' out of my mind
I'm so keen
Must be a mug, you see
And when I find that screw loose in my nut
I'm gonna dig right deep an' tighten it up
An' let love
An' wisdom flow free
So I'm late to the party
An' I'm hardly Lennon or McCartney
More like a crushed beetle
From a rich masseuse
Still I shine like a star
More like a crushed beetle
From a rich masseuse
Still I shine like a star
An' it's ready to be a number one
But I don't care
'Cause there's so many bands that keep fallin' down my hair
Bringing up our band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
We're doing Smoke on the Water and Back in Black
And when we say "this is one of our own" you're gonna run to the back
And our souls
Will die a little inside
But what we lack in self-esteem we make up for in pride
This rockin' rollercoaster is a bumpy ride
Comfortably numb
On the edge of our seats
So we're late to the party
An' we're hardly Lennon or McCartney
More like crushed beetles
From a rich masseuse
Still we shine like stars
More like crushed beetles
From a rich masseuse
Still we shine like stars
And it's ready to be number one
But we don't care
'Cause it's so many bands that keep fallin' down our hair
Bringing up our band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band
Just another pub band