The Martians first landed in Norway
At the end of a very very long day
They were looking for fun and for something to drink
Both were harder to find than one would think
They were too many rocks and too much snow
Even for an SU-UFO
One martian said, "what are we waiting for?
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war"
The Martians then went to Italy
They found the road to Rome quite easily
They liked the old stones and the tomato sauce
The marble lions and then the blood on the cross
The saucers had fifty horsepower
But they were stuck in traffic for more than an hour
One Martian said "i can't stand it anymore
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war"
The Martians got to Los Angeles
Choice number three on their list
Obviously, aliens had been there already
They had plundered the town and brainwashed everybody
There was nowhere left to go and nothing left to see
So they just flew straight through the city
One Martian said "let's try number four
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war"
The Martians kept traveling all over the planet
But the conquest never worked as they'd planned it
Their last stop was London after ten more days
Martians move in mysterious ways
The place was dead like LA but the streets were more narrow
No one could fly through, not even a sparrow
One Martian said, "i told you before
This wasn't gonna be a country for war
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war
This is not a good country for war"